Typical audience member interaction:
ME: What do you do?
HIM: I'm an actor.
ME: Cool, where do you wait tables?
ME: I detect an accent. Where ya from?
ME: Amsterdam? Well HI.
ME: No, I meant, "Are you HIGH?"
Then I shoot t-shirts at them.
"Hey Craig! Make the stupidest face you can for this picture!"
"Look, grandma, I'm 'on TV'."
My Emmy was the paper kind.