CRAIG BALDO

Typical audience member interaction:

ME: What do you do?

HIM: I'm an actor.

ME: Cool, where do you wait tables?

(laughter)

ME: I detect an accent. Where ya from?

HIM: Amsterdam.

ME: Amsterdam? Well HI.

HIM: Hello!

ME: No, I meant, "Are you HIGH?"

(laughter)

Then I shoot t-shirts at them.

"Hey Craig! Make the stupidest face you can for this picture!"

"Look, grandma, I'm 'on TV'."

My Emmy was the paper kind.